Beets By Bryce
Written By Bryce Smith
– Beets are great, they are full of folate! Folate can reduce the risk of birth defects, so eat beets when you have sex!
– Beets can boost your stamina and help lower blood pressure, which can help your body exercise longer and improve blood flow while having your body feeling fresher!
– Beets contain betaine which helps to fight inflammation and helps to prevent disease which keeps you healthy and enhancing your sophistication!
– Beet roots help to ward off the growth of tumors, which fight cancer and keep you smiling and sharing your humor!
– Beets are high in vitamin C, fiber, and essential minerals allowing your mind and body to function whether you are a Republican or a Liberal.
– Beets help to rid the body of toxins to help your blood and liver. This magical root seems to be the magic giver.
– But don’t jump too fast as they are very high in sugar, so ingest them in modification like a baby eating a booger!
References:
1) Mercola, Joseph, Dr. “Six Amazing Health Benefits of Eating Beets.” Mercola.com. N.p., 25 Jan. 2014. Web. 10 Sept. 2016.
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